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From: RD Khorana <daman@cccconsult.com>
To: Balbir Singh <om.pune@yahoo.in>
Sent: Friday, 23 March 2012 11:38 AM
Subject: FW: TELL ME THIS WON'T HAPPEN TO US- funny:-)
From: RD Khorana <daman@cccconsult.com>
To: Balbir Singh <om.pune@yahoo.in>
Sent: Friday, 23 March 2012 11:38 AM
Subject: FW: TELL ME THIS WON'T HAPPEN TO US- funny:-)
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R D Khorana
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Subject: Fwd: TELL ME THIS WON'T HAPPEN TO US- funny:-)
FAMILY.
Three sisters ages 92, 94 and 96 live in a house toget=er. One night the 96 year old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses=.... She yells to the other sisters, "Was I getting in or out of the bath?" The 94 year old yells back, "I don't k=ow. I'll come up and see." She starts up the stairs and pauses "Was I going=up the stairs or down?" The 92 year old is sitting at the kitchen table hav=ng tea listening to her sisters...
She shakes her head and says, "I sure=hope I never get that forgetful, knock on wood." She then yells, "I'll come=up and help both of you as soon as I see who's at the door."
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TELL ME THIS WON'T HAPPEN TO ME.An elderly Floridian called 911 on her cell phone to report t=at her car has been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her situ=tion to the dispatcher: "They've stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and even the accelerator!"=she cried. The dispatcher said, "Stay calm. An officer is on the way." A fe= minutes later, the officer radios in. "Disregard." He says, "She got in th= back-seat by mistake."
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Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, wer= playing golf one fine March day. One remarked to the other, "Windy, isn't i=?" "No," the second man replied, "it's Thursday..."
And the third man ch=med in, "So am I. Let's have a beer."
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OLD FRIENDS.
Two elderly ladies had been friends for m=ny decades.. Over the years, they had shared all kinds of activities and ad=entures. Lately, their activities had been limited to meeting a few times a week to play cards.
One day, t=ey were playing cards when one looked at the other and said, "Now don't get=mad at me... I know we've been friends for a long time but I just can't thi=k of your name. I've thought and thoug=t, but I can't remember it. Please tell me what your name is." Her friend g=ared at her. For at least three minutes she just stared and glared at her.<=r>
Finally she said, "How soon do you need to know?"
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SENIOR DRIVING.
As a senior citizen was d=iving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's v=ice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on Interstate 7=. Please be careful!" "Hell," said Herman, "It's not just one car.. It's hu=dreds of them!"
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DRIVING
<=r>Two elderly women were out driving in a large car - both could barely see=over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to an intersecti=n. The stoplight was red,
but they just went on through.
The wom=n in the passenger seat thought to herself "I must be losing it. I could ha=e sworn we just went through a red light..." After a few more minut=s, they came to another
intersection and the light was red again. Again,=they went right through. The woman in the passenger seat was almost sure th=t the light had been red but was really concerned that she was losing it. S=e was getting nervous. At the next intersection, sure enough,
the light w=s red and they went on through. So, she turned to the other woman and said,="Mildred, did you know that we just ran through three red lights in a row? Y=u could have killed us both!"
Mildred turned to her and said, "Oh! A= I driving?"
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Please !!!!
TELL M= THIS WON'T HAPPEN TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!
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