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---------- Forwarded message ----------From: RM Khanna <stanengg@hotmail.com>Date: Sun, Mar 18, 2012 at 3:24 PM Subject: FW: COLLECTIVE INDIANSTo:

 

Bengali One Bengali = poet. Two Bengalis = a film society. Three Bengalis = political party. Four Bengalis = two political parties. More than four Bengali's = Countrywide agitation to bring Ganguli into Team .   Bihari   One Bihari = Laloo Prasad Yadav. Two Biharis = booth-capturing squad. Three Biharis = caste killing. Four Biharis = entire literate population of Patna .   Punjabi   One Punjabi =100 kg hulk named Pinky. Two Punjabis = Pinky with his bigger brother Twinky. Three Punjabis = assault on the McAloo Tikkis at the local McDonalds. Four Punjabis = combined IQ equal to one.   Mallu   One Mallu = coconut stall. Two Mallus = a boat race. Three Mallus = Gulf job racket. Four Mallus = oil slick.     Gujju   One Gujju = share-broker in a Bombay train. Two Gujjus = rummy game in a Bombay train. Three Gujjus = Bombay 's noisiest restaurant. Four Gujjus = stock market scam.   Andhraite   One Andhraite = chili farmer. Two Andhraites = software company in New Jersey . Three Andhraites = Naxalite outfit. Four Andhraites = song-and-dance number in a Telugu movie.   Kashmiri   One Kashmiri = carpet salesman. Two Kashmiris = carpet factory. Three Kashmiris = terrorist outfit. Four Kashmiris = shoot-at-sight order.   Tamil-Brahmin   One Tam-Brahm = priest at the Vardarajaperumal temple. Two Tam-Brahms = Maths tuition class. Three Tam-Brahms = Queue outside the U.S consulate at 4 a.m. Four Tam-Brahms = Thyagaraja music festival in Santa Clara .   Mumbaikar   One Mumbaikar = footpath vada-pav stall. Two Mumbaikars = film studio. Three Mumbaikars = slum. Four Mumbaikars = The number of people standing on your foot in the train at rush hour.   Sindhi   One Sindhi = currency racket. Two Sindhis = papad factory. Three Sindhis = duplicate goods shop in Ulhasnagar . Four Sindhis = Hong Kong Retail Traders Association.   Marwari   One Marwari = The neighbourhood foodstuffs adulterator. Two Marwaris = 50% of Calcutta . Three Marwaris = Finish off all Gujaratis & Sindhis. Four Marwaris = Threaten the Jews as a community.   Haryanvi   One Haryanavi = tube light Two Haryanavi  = agriculture Three Haryannavi= Lathi squad                Four Haryanavi = actually just one was enough

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