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"God, I have a problem."
"What's the problem, Eve?"
"I know that You created me and provided this beautiful garden and
all of these wonderful animals, as well as that hilariously funny snake, but I'm just not happy."
"And why is that Eve?"
"Lord, I'm lonely ... and I'm sick to death of apples."
"Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you."
"Man? What is that Lord?"
"A flawed creature,with many bad traits. He'll lie, cheat and be vain; all in all, he'll give you a hard time but he'll be bigger, faster and will like to hunt and kill things. I'll create him in such a way that he will satisfy your physical needs. He will be witless and will revel in childish things like fighting and kicking a ball about. He won't be as smart as you, so he will also need your advice to think properly."
"Sounds great," said Eve, with ironically raised eyebrows, "but what's the catch Lord?"
"Well ... you can only have him on one condition."
"And what's that Lord?"
"As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant and self-admiring ...so you'll have to let him believe that I made him first. And, it will always remain OURlittle secret ...you know, woman to woman!"
"What's the problem, Eve?"
"I know that You created me and provided this beautiful garden and
all of these wonderful animals, as well as that hilariously funny snake, but I'm just not happy."
"And why is that Eve?"
"Lord, I'm lonely ... and I'm sick to death of apples."
"Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you."
"Man? What is that Lord?"
"A flawed creature,with many bad traits. He'll lie, cheat and be vain; all in all, he'll give you a hard time but he'll be bigger, faster and will like to hunt and kill things. I'll create him in such a way that he will satisfy your physical needs. He will be witless and will revel in childish things like fighting and kicking a ball about. He won't be as smart as you, so he will also need your advice to think properly."
"Sounds great," said Eve, with ironically raised eyebrows, "but what's the catch Lord?"
"Well ... you can only have him on one condition."
"And what's that Lord?"
"As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant and self-admiring ...so you'll have to let him believe that I made him first. And, it will always remain OURlittle secret ...you know, woman to woman!"
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