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The history teacher wanted to award
some of her students with a prize ofgoing home early on Friday. So
she said "anyone that
answers the followingquestions first with the correct
answer gets to go home! Little Johnnythinks to himself "man I
really need to go home early".The teacher asks who said,
" Ask not what my country can
do for me but, whatcan I do for my country"?
Mary raises her hand first
and says "John Kennedy.The teacher says correct,
you may go home.Next she asks who said,
"I have a dream";
Peggy raises her hand and saysMartin Luther King".
"Correct" says the teacher
you may go home."Damn I wish those bitches had kept
their mouths shut," says Little Johnny."Who said that?" asks the
teacher angrily?
Bill Clinton! "See you Monday,Teach" answers Johnny
going out the door.
some of her students with a prize ofgoing home early on Friday. So
she said "anyone that
answers the followingquestions first with the correct
answer gets to go home! Little Johnnythinks to himself "man I
really need to go home early".The teacher asks who said,
" Ask not what my country can
do for me but, whatcan I do for my country"?
Mary raises her hand first
and says "John Kennedy.The teacher says correct,
you may go home.Next she asks who said,
"I have a dream";
Peggy raises her hand and saysMartin Luther King".
"Correct" says the teacher
you may go home."Damn I wish those bitches had kept
their mouths shut," says Little Johnny."Who said that?" asks the
teacher angrily?
Bill Clinton! "See you Monday,Teach" answers Johnny
going out the door.
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