"SOLDIER : SIR WE ARE SURROUNDED FROM ALL SIDES BY ENEMIES , MAJOR : EXCELLENT ! WE CAN ATTACK IN ANY DIRECTION." ------------------------------- A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little sonu to answer. He replies, "There are none left – they all fly away with the first gun shot." The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking." Then, Little sonu says "I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?" The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied "Well I suppose the one thats gobbled down the top and sucked the cone." To which Little sonu replied, "The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on, but I like your thinking." ----------------------------------- This is a real incident that took place in my class when I was in high school… It is a conversation between a student and teacher in front of the entire class when the syllabus was over and the teacher was just filling the class. Shreyas: Sir, ye aap teachers aapas mein kya baate karte ho… Teacher (Smilingly): just like tum log apne friends mein baate karte ho, hum teachers bhi waise hi baate karte hai aapas mein… Shreyas: Chheee Sirrr, aap itni gandi baate karte ho?? What should I tell you, the entire class broke out in such a laughter… Still remember  I laugh whenever I remember this incident ?
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