Dr: badhai ho aapke ghar ladka hua hai. Father:kya technology hai.. wife hospital me hai aur ladka ghar per hua hai. --------------------------------------------------------- Napolean:"In my dictionary there's no word called "IMPOSSIBLE" Man:"Abi bolne se kya faida, jab kharida tabi barabar dekhna chahie na. --------------------------------------------------------- American child: hello mister padri reply: u can call me father my child bucha: acha to tm yaha ghom rahe ho aur mummy kehti he mujhe nhe pata tera baap kon hai --------------------------------------------------------- Ek press wala Laaloji se poonchta hain: Aap ne apne ghar me 11 bachee kaise kiye? Lalooji bole: Kyunki hum rubber se jyada rabdi ko use kiya hu na! --------------------------------------------------------- Pathan : yeh mera door ka bhai hai.. Man: door ka me samjha nahii Pathan: es ke aur hamare darmiyan 13 behn bhai hein.. --------------------------------------------------------- lalu goes to a shop and ask… "yeh bandarva ki photu kitne ka hai?" shopkeeper: voh phutwa nahin sahib wo to seesa(mirror) hai --------------------------------------------------------- Teacher kG class ke bachhe se, "1 se 10 tak gino, me aapko KISS karungi…" BACCHA: 1 SE 100 tak ginu to kya package hai.. --------------------------------------------------------- Baap: beta shadi k din susral walay ghar dein, tu suit mang lena. Scooter dein, tu car mang lena, dokan (Shop), dien tu ghar beta: dady ladki dein tu kya uski maa maang loon? --------------------------------------------------------- Ek ladki ne ek ladke ko aawaz lagai…. O…Bhai Jaan..Please suniye toh zara…. Ladka bola - Oye…Pahle decide kar Bhai ya Jaan… confuse kyu kar rahi hai… --------------------------------------------------------- Man: Begum aaj chicken bahot testy bana hai koi khas masala lagaya hai kya.? Wife: Nahi murgi jal gai thi to maine BURNOL lagai thi..
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