<>_<>little lies <>_<>
I am five feet, three inches tall and pleasingly plump.
After I had a minor accident,
my mother accompanied me to the emergency room.
The triage nurse asked for my height and weight,
and I blurted out,
"Five-foot-eight, 125 pounds!"
While the nurse pondered over this information,
my mother leaned over to me.
"Sweetheart,"
she gently chided,
"this is not the Internet!"
<>_<>th ur fu ll pi ctur <>_<>
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