Farmer ... There's this farmer who had a knock out of a daughter named Sarah. One night he caught Jeremy, Chris, and Phillip messing around with Sarah. The farmer took them down to the barn along with his shotgun, intending to shoot them. The boys begged and pleaded with him to spare their lives. He said, "All right. If you do exactly what I tell you to, I'll let you live. Go out in my field and pick 100 of any fruit you want. When you're done, bring it back here and I'll tell you what to do with it." The boys go out and the first one, Jeremy, comes back. He picked 100 grapes. The farmer says, "Boy, I want you to put everyone of those grapes up your butt" So Jeremy starts shoving and finally reaches 100. "O.K.," says the farmer. "Go home and don't ever let me catch you around my daughter again." The next guy, Chris, comes in from the field with 100 strawberries. "All right boy. Shove all of those up your butt." So Chris starts shoving. He gets to 97, 98, 99, and all of the sudden he starts laughing so hard that they all them came flying out. The farmer says, "Boy what's the matter with you?" Chris says "Well, Jeremy picked grapes and I picked strawberries. But my buddy out there is picking watermelons." --------------- Hope this is not graphic for u guys... 
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