THE STRONGEST ATTRACTION
DINESH VORA
DINESH VORA
A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy:
'So I hear you are getting married?'
'Yep!'
'Do I know her?'
'Nope!'
'So I hear you are getting married?'
'Yep!'
'Do I know her?'
'Nope!'
'This woman, is she good looking?'
'Not really.'
'Not really.'
'Is she a good cook?'
'Naw, she can not cook too well.'
'Naw, she can not cook too well.'
'Does she have lots of money?'
'Nope! Poor as a church mouse.'
'Nope! Poor as a church mouse.'
Well, then, is she good in bed?'
'I do not know.'
'I do not know.'
'Why in the world you want to marry her then?'
'Because she can still drive!'
'Because she can still drive!'
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