THE REASONS
A MAN PREFER
LOYALTY DOG OVER
MENACING WIFE
DINESH VORA
MENACING WIFE
DINESH VORA
1. The late you are at home, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
4. A dog's parents never visit you.
5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
6. You never have to wait for a dog; they are ready to go
24 hours a day.
7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"
10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
11. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.
12. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.
13.0 Abandon your wife and your dog in a remote unknown,
unreturnable place for an hour. Then pretend finding
them and see who's happy to see you and who divorcees
you.
them and see who's happy to see you and who divorcees
you.
14.0 And then If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.
THE REASONS
A MAN PREFER
LOYALTY DOG OVER
MENACING WIFE
DINESH VORA
MENACING WIFE
DINESH VORA
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