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Humor > Laff with VeeCee

 

 So, I'm at the gym the other day and I heard this from
an older man, not in the best physical condition, who asked the
trainer in the gym,

"I want to impress that beautiful girl over there.
Which machine should I use?"

The trainer replied, "Use the ATM machine outside the gym!"

 A beautiful girl went to buy the cloth to design a fancy dress for herself in a Fabric speciality Store.
 The smart male store owner took this woman customer for himself displayed her many varieties and kept on
enjoying company. Girl selected one expensive fabric, asked him,'How much for this pretty cloth?'

The smirking and winking owner said, ''Oh this is one kiss per yard.''

The girl smiled and said,''OK cut 10 yards and pack it up please''

The hot owner did all that without bill. Girl grabbed and secured the package in her hands,
smiled at him, pointed out the old Lady behind her and said, 'My Granny will pay your bill'
 and walked away. Afraid of sexual harassment male owner settled with cold water shower.

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