Premi- "Meri jaan! Mai Rakesh ki tarah
Karorepati Beta to nahi Mere paas kothi car tak nahi Hai
Bas Ek pyaar bhara dil hai Mujhse shaadi karogi na?"
Premika- "Shaadi jaroor karoongi, Pahele zara Rakesh ka Adress do"
Ek andhe ne shadi kar li
Biwi:- "Kaash! Tum meri Tilismi Kubsurti ko dekh sakte
Tho apne Kismat per Faqakar Karte"
Andha:- "Begum! Agar tum Kubsurat hoti to
Kya Aankh waale tumhe chodte?"
Biwi :- "Aapki hobby kya hai?"
Husband:- Ghoda Sawari (Horse Riding)
Husband:- "Pichli baar aap ghode par kab baithe the?"
Husband: - "Kareeb paanch saal pehle Apni shaadi ke mo K par"
Teacher:- "Jiska janam san 1956 huwa,
Uski Umar Ajj kya hogi?"
Student:- "Pehle A bataiye ki Wo Ladki hai Ya Ladka?"
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