«*» RUKHSANA«*» Religious humor

Good day Dear Brothers and Sisters, Its Thursday, February 17th, 2011   This should put a smile on your face.   Do Dogs go to Heaven? Hysterical! Absolutely unreal that this actually happened! These two churches face each other across a busy street. How to tell if a Catholic is driving too fast Jewish Olympic Swimmer? Church can be hilarious! The Woodpecker Might have to go! May your troubles be less, may your blessings be more, and may nothing but happiness come through your door       Don't take life so seriously!  DANCE  KISS A LOT!  RELAX IN NATURE  HAVE FUN      AND BE HAPPY!!!!     Make sure you scroll all the way down and read what is written.  Today is International Disturbed People's Day  Please send an encouraging message to a disturbed friend... Just as I've done.  I don't care if you lick windows, Take the special bus Or occasionally pee on yourself.. You hang in there sunshine, you're special.  Every sixty seconds you spend angry, upset or mad, is a full minute of happiness you'll never get back..  Today's Message of the Day is: Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile. -------------------------------------------------------- Your comments and feedbacks always welcome at Cybugle@yahoo.com  as well as at bruntno1@yahoo.com ------------ --------- --------- --------- ------------- Working for God on earth does not pay much,   but His Retirement plan isoutofthisworld. Help someone have a nice day, visit www.thehungersite. com   With best wishes, Loveyouall ~ ~~ ~ ~~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~~~ ~ Feel free to forward this post in its entirety without changing the credits ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~