Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become Coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll To the least accessible corner.
Law of the Telephone:
When you dial a wrong number, You never get a busy signal.
Law of the Alibi:
If you tell the boss you were late For work because you had a flat tire, the very next Morning you will have a flat tire on the way to work.
Variation Law:
If you change lines (or traffic lanes), The one you were in will start to move faster than the One you are in then.
Bath Theorem:
When the body is fully immersed in Water, the telephone rings.
Law of Close Encounters:
The probability of meeting Someone you know increases when you are with someone
You don't want to be seen with.
Law of the Result:
When you try to prove to someone That a machine won't work, it will.
Law of Biomechanics:
The severity of the itch is Inversely proportional to the reach.
Theatre Rule:
At any event, the people whose seats are Furthest from the aisle arrive last
Law of Coffee:
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot Coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which Will last until the coffee is cold.
Murphy's Law of Lockers:
If there are only two people In a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.
Law of Dirty Rugs/Carpets:
The chances of an Open-faced jelly sandwich of landing face down on a Floor covering are directly correlated to the newness And cost of the carpet/rug.
Law of Location:
No matter where you go, there you Are.
Law of Logical Argument:
Anything is possible if you Don't know what you are talking about.
Brown's Law:
If the shoe fits, it's ugly.
Oliver's Law:
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
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