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Vikas Yadav

Everything has been figured out, except how to live.

 

 

 

One day Lord shiva decided to visit the earth and try
some alcohol.

So he changed his get-up and went to a bar in Mumbai
and asked the

bartender : "What all do u have".



Bartender : "We have whisky, rum, vodka, gin, beer etc
etc.".

Lord Shiva: "Let's try whisky first, give me 5 bottles
of whisky".

After having 5 bottles of whisky, Lord shiva decided
to try Rum.

Bartender was shocked :"Who is this man, after having
5 bottles of

whisky, he is still on his feet".

After having 5 bottles of Rum, Shiva decided to have
beer. After having

40 bottles of beer, he asked the bartender for Gin.

Bartender couldn't stop himself asking him : "Sir, who
are you?? I ve

seen people getting drunk after having 4 glasses of
whisky, and you've

almost had 50 bottles and you are still on your feet,
who are you"???

Lord Shiva : "VATS, Hum Bhagwaan Shiv hain".

Bartender : AB CHADHI ISKO!!!

 

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<>_<>Bungling Burglar Stories<>_<>
 
  1. Investigating a purse snatching in Brunswick, Georgia, detectives picked up a man who fit the thief's description and drove him back to the scene. He was told to exit the car and face the victim for an ID. The suspect dutifully eyed the victim, and blurted, 'Yeah, that's the woman I robbed.'
  2. In Nashville, they tell of a burglar who fell asleep on the sofa of the home he was robbing, only to be awakened by police.
  3. In Thibodaux, Louisiana, a robber with a thick Cajun accent couldn't get restaurant patrons to understand his demand for money. Frustrated, he whipped out his gun, but it wouldn't fire. Grabbing the cash register, he ran......but got only three feet before falling down. The register was still plugged into the wall. Unplugging it, he tried again, but a diner knocked him to the him and called the police.
  4. In Rhode Island, police were sure they had the right man when the suspect in a string of coin-machine thefts paid his $400 bail entirely in quarters.
  5. Texas authorities, responding to a store robbery, seized a man who was fleeing naked. He said he'd stripped after the job because he figured his clothes would make him identifiable.
  6. In Lawrence, Kansas, officers tracked a midnight thief who prided himself on his running speed by following the red lights on his high-tech tennis shoes.
  7. In Virginia, a janitor went to great lengths to avoid ID. In a "Seven-Eleven" robbery, using a ski mask and rental car for the occasion. But he also wore his work uniform, which said "Cedar Woods Apartments" and had his name, Dwayne, stitched across the front.
  8. Two robbers in Michigan, USA, entered a record shop nervously waving revolvers. The first one shouted, 'Nobody move!' When his partner moved, the startled first bandit shot him.
  9. A robber, in a town in Germany, was caught after he escaped with his swag but he left his trousers behind. Police successfully arrested him at a railway station trying to board a train in his underpants. You couldn't invent these funny occurrences.
  10. A bungling Australian car thief was nabbed after accidentally locking himself in the vehicle he was trying to steal in Adelaide, Australia.
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<>_<>thE SPEEDING HUMOR<>_<>
 
Funny Police Speed Gun
Did you hear about the youth who was pulled over for speeding?
The cop got out of his car and the young man rolled down his window.
'I've been waiting for you all day,' the cop said with a grin.
The guy replied, 'Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could.'
When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the youngster on his way without a ticket.
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