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«*» RUKHSANA«*» Homor-A Chinese Caller

A One Group May 16, 2011
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Funny Jokes: Chinese Caller


" Good Wan! (Good One!)!!
 
  Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan?
 
  Operator: Yes, you can speak to me.
 
  Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!
 
  Operator: Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak
  to me. Who is this?
 
  Caller: I'm Sam Wan. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent.
 
  Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone ! But
  what's this urgent matter about?
 
  Caller: Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe Wan
  was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is
  being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the
  hospital.
 
  Operator : Look, if no one was injured and no one was  
 Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the
  hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this
  hilarious but I don't have time for this!
 
  Caller : You are so rude! Who are you?
 
  Operator: I'm Saw Ree.
 
  Caller: Yes! You should be sorry . Now give me your name!!
 
  Operator: That's what I said. I'm Saw Ree ..
 
  Caller: Oh .....God!!!!

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«*» RUKHSANA«*» udaas...

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«*» RUKHSANA«*» Chinese Shoes

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«*» RUKHSANA«*» Read these Tax Planning articles as it is always better to start in the beginning of the year than at the year end

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Tax Planning
 
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# Article Title
1 Income Tax Slab for the FY 2011-12
2 Post Budget (2011) Tax Saving Strategy
3 Now breath easy with New Saral form to file tax returns
4 Gratuity and tax exemption
5 Tax Planning: Make the most of available tax-saving instruments
6 House property tax regime set to change under DTC
7 Income Tax Returns Filling– What If you have missed the dead line
8 Salary planning Article
9 Income Tax refunds faster now
10 Tax Planning: Plan Tax savings well in advance
11 How to cut tax by investing in spouse's name
12 Eight tax saving secrets you should know
13 How to design a tax-smart salary package
14 A PAN’s no obligation to file a return
15 We’re in December. Done your tax-planning yet?
16 Newer Saral is not just different, it may be discriminatory
17 Couldn’t file return? Don’t panic
18 Income on Rs 78 lakh can be tax-free
19 House rent gets you a deduction, too
20 Gift money to relatives to save tax
21 Caught between EEE and EET
22 File your tax returns without UTN this year
23 Sec 89 can ease tax burden of arrears
24 Code ends tax-saving schemes
25 Still time to file your I-T returns
26 Something Draconian replaces FBT?
27 Working around wealth tax woes
28 Simple steps to make filing tax returns smoother
29 Lower your tax liability by making a gift
30 FBT abolition may sting you
31 Can’t file returns by July 31? Don’t worry
32 Every paisa saved is a rupee earned
33 Tax-planning imperatives: The basics don’t change
34 Hold on, don’t file your income tax returns just yet
35 The new taxman may spare your pocket
36 Taxpayer beware: The Direct Tax Code will EET away all your gains
37 Perk down, the taxman is after you
38 Don’t just do tax-saving, start tax-planning
39 Good & bad news for the taxpayer
40 Capital gains bonds are back — with a cap
41 ITR could well prove irksome tax return
42 If you don’t file return in time...
43 Taxing employer-provided housing
44 Lest they tax your leave salary
45 Pay tax on time, say all there is to say
46 Return on capital vs return of capital
47 Don’t lose sight of your capital gains
48 Sold property? Taxing times are nigh
49 When A is a relative of B, not vice-versa
50 An interest-free loan can invite gift tax
51 Trouble with EET is the silence
52 Hand he showed, hand he didn’t
53 Why electronic filing has faltered
54 Tax saving won’t be the same once EET model is enforced
55 Direct tax code will cause house rents to increase
56 Your primer to house tax
57 Capital gains on inherited property
58 Tracking the perk tax mess
59 Deductions that often slip by
60 The end of an era
61 For a long-term play, opt for Nabard bonds
62 Go for tax planning, not just tax saving
63 Service tax on rent is dicey
64 Listen to direct tax code, not the Income-Tax Act
65 Claim both HRA and home loan benefits
66 If you pay rent to your parents, you can claim a deduction
67 What to do on the last day of the financial year
68 Retrospective amendments = Pain for assessees
69 Work out tax impacts beforehand
70 Don’t fall prey to these tax myths
71 In capital gains, you’re often at the AO’s mercy
72 Adjusting losses in the tax return
73 Haste is waste: Tax returns are better belated than inaccurate
74 Tax time is here again
75 Decoding the Direct Taxes Code proposals
76 Made capital gain/loss? Know the set-off math
77 How to find right tax saving option
78 Is your Income Indian enough? Tax matters
79 Gift Tax – The latest change in rules
80 A look at investments that can help you save tax
81 5 things you ought to know about HRA
82 Some tax nuances for quick reference!
83 Last minute tax planning? Here is a quick guide!
84 Watch out for these tax filing errors!
85 Tax filing for self employed professionals
86 Quick guide to filing tax returns
87 New Direct Tax Code Bill – lost its original fizz?
88 The joint home loan advantage
89 Tax nuances – HRA and home loan
90 How are home loans treated for tax?
91 The taxpayer and the New Direct Tax code
92 Earning a regular salary? Save tax the smart way!
93 Things to keep in mind when you file tax returns
94 E-filing tax returns makes life easier!
95 IT returns – Things you need to fill in
96 Filing tax returns? Avoid these error traps!
97 Impact of new tax code for the salaried individual
98 Why is it important to file tax returns?
99 A look at incomes that are not taxed!
100 How Section 80C helps you save tax
101 Useful tax saving tips for home owners
102 Start your tax planning now!
103 Have a rent income? Sold your property? Know your taxes!
104 Tax planning – Beginning or end of the year?
105 Opt for a joint home loan and optimise your tax breaks!
106 Tax benefits for your home loan
107 Smart or not , 4 insurance policies to save tax
108 Double your tax saving, opt for a joint home loan!
109 Which IT form is right for me?
110 All about employee perks
111 Tax truths about leave encashment
112 Know about the penalties under Income Tax Act
113 How new tax code will hit savings schemes
114 How you can profit from India's big tax-free haven
115 How you can cut your tax liability
116 Use company car, decline its leased flat: Experts
117 Basics of filing income tax returns
118 12 per cent service tax likely to return
119 How to make your dividends tax-free
120 Gift Tax: The latest change in rules
121 Tax bomb: Why it is better to use company car
122 Tax burden on salaried employees to rise
123 Late in filing tax return? Here's what to do
124 Earning a salary? Save tax the smart way!
125 Filing tax returns? Read this
126 Direct Taxes Code: How you are affected!
127 Budget rants of a young Indian!
128 Budget 2010: What IT, auto, telecom firms want!
129 Budget: Just who saves how much tax!
130 Budget: Promises kept and not. . .
131 Declare tax benefits to new employer
132 Last-minute tax planning? Here is a quick guide!
133 Get your tax facts right!
134 Know your tax rules for a tension-free life
135 Tax: You can claim HRA and home loan benefits
136 The best time to plan your tax-saving investments
137 Don't miss the tax returns deadline!
138 Now, quote PAN or pay 20% TDS
139 No PAN number? Tax burden to rise
140 A close look at taxation for gifts
141 Hurry! Invest in tax-saving plans now
142 Real estate: How the new tax code impacts you
143 Know your taxes to save better
144 Tax code change to hit payees
145 Paying taxes? Get the benefit
146 Tips to speed up your return filing process
147 Evading taxes? Here's how you could get caught
148 New tax code: Hardly any savings for the salaried
149 Income tax deductions that you must not miss
150 What the new tax code unfolds for the taxpayers
151 Know more about these tax deductions
152 Profit booking in Esops can be taxing
153 Tax CalcFY0607
154 TaxProjections 2008
155 Taxation.pdf

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