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 .5 Dirty Pokemon Gifs.
I don't think I remember these episodes. I mean, these pokemon gifs are funny and all, but man, are they messed up!

What are they doing with their hands???

pokemon gif team rocket wtf
(source)
 

He's got muck on him!

pokemon gif muk hump professor oak
(source)
 

Slap it, baby

pokemon gif pichu slap ass
(source)
 

DAT ASS

pokemon gif dat ass
(source)
 

Lick it!

pokemon gif haunter lick
(source)
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 .Dancing!!
 
tina-rose:

erotic-fixation:

lol!

Bwahahahaha!!!!
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 .Amul Ads..&
 
Chala jaata hoon kisiki dhun mein....
Tribute to Superstar Rajesh Khanna - July'12
PICTURE ABHI PAKI HAI?
India Pakistan Cricket series revived after five years - July'12
Kalmadi ko chhod mut Makhen! Makhan ko chhod mut Kalmadi!
Controversy surrounding tainted offical's visit for the London Olympics - July'12
EH  DIL HAI MUSHKIL JEENA YAHAN!
Proposal to ban horse carriages in Mumbai - July'12
BOLO RUSTAM -E- HIND KI JAI!
Tribute to wrestler & veteran actor Dara Singh - July'12
Amul ANYTIME
Cover of the latest edition of Time magazine - July'12
RAJA FEDERER !
Roger Federer wins his 7th Wimbledon title - July'12
Every Particle's God sent!
Scientists at CERN research centre discover a new subatomic Paricle - Higgs Boson also called Gods Particle. - July'12
PISTORIUS MAKES HISTORIUS!
Double amputee runner Pistorius also known as Blade Runner selected for the Olympics - July'12
Dosh Dosh na raha?
Adarsh Housing soicety scam in Mumbai - July'12


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Here is the test to find whether your mission on Earth is finished: if you're alive, it isn't. -- Richard Bach

 


 
A Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist who was badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked the in...ju...red Marine what had happened.

The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road. I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scum bag who got what he deserved. He yelled back that "Barack Obama is a lying, good-for-nothing, left wing Commie who isn't even an American." So I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited lesbian! He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well, so does Nancy Pelosi!." And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck hit us."









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The Guide for all Men
WOMEN'S LANGUAGE TRANSLATED
 
Yes = No

No = Yes

Maybe = No

I'm sorry. = You'll be sorry.

We need... = I want

It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.
Do what you want... = You'll pay for this later.
We need to talk... = I need to complain.
Sure...go ahead = I don't want you to.

I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.
This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house.
I want new curtains = ...and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.....
Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!
I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep.
Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.
How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not going to like.

I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV.

Am I fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful.

You have to learn to communicate. = Just agree with me.

Are you listening to me!? = Too late, you're dead.
Was that the baby? = Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep.

I'm not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.

Nothing = Everything

Nothing, really = It's just that you're such an idiot!
 
 
 
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Here is the test to find whether your mission on Earth is finished: if you're alive, it isn't. -- Richard Bach

 
 
A sweet line after a huge fight:
"Chal saale ab 1 cigarette to pila" 

A sweet line for a friend when scolded from teacher:
''Chhod na yaar ye saali pagal hai..!! Apne piche hi padi rehti hai''

 A sweet line when a group member is absent:
''Saala kahi ladki k saath kone me hoga'' 

A sweet line when any of our friend got dumped:
''Chodna yaar wo tere type ki nai thi'' 

A sweet line to a friend when we were blank at exams:
''Saale kitni sheet bharega? Mujhe bhi to bata'' 

A sweet line when all group got punished:
''Sab teri wajah se hua kamine
'' 

With tears, the sweetest line when all separate :
''Jaa sale muh kala kar apna humtoh chote log hai na tum bade log hamse baat thodi karoge''


friends are friends :) 
 
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Here is the test to find whether your mission on Earth is finished: if you're alive, it isn't. -- Richard Bach

 

Someone has written these beautiful words. Must read and try to understand the deep meaning of it.
They are like the ten commandments to follow in life all the time.
 
 
1]  Prayer is not a "spare wheel" that you pull out when in  trouble, but it is a "steering wheel"  that directs the right path throughout.
 
 
2]  So why a Car's WINDSHIELD is so large & the Rear view Mirror is so small? Because our PAST is not as important as our FUTURE. So, Look Ahead and Move on.
 
 
3]  Friendship is like a BOOK. It takes few seconds to burn, but it takes years to write.
 
 
4] All things in life are temporary.  If going well, enjoy it, they will not last forever. If going wrong, don't worry, they can't last long either.
 
 
5] Old Friends are Gold! New Friends are Diamond! If you get a Diamond, don't forget the Gold! Because to hold a Diamond, you always need a Base of Gold!
 
 
6]  Often when we lose hope and think this is the end, GOD smiles from above and says, "Relax, sweetheart, it's just a bend, not the end!
 
 
7]  When GOD solves your problems, you have faith in HIS abilities; when GOD doesn't solve your problems HE has faith in your abilities.
 
 
8]  A blind person asked St. Anthony: "Can there be anything worse than losing eye sight?" He replied: "Yes, losing your vision!"  
 
 
9] When you pray for others, God listens to you and blesses them, and sometimes, when you are safe and happy, remember that someone has prayed for you.
 
 
10] WORRYING does not take away tomorrow's TROUBLES, it takes away today's PEACE.
 
 
If you really enjoy this, please pass to others. It may brighten someone's day...  

 
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Shakeel Ahmed
Here is the test to find whether your mission on Earth is finished: if you're alive, it isn't. -- Richard Bach

 

Someone has written these beautiful words. Must read and try to understand the deep meaning of it.
They are like the ten commandments to follow in life all the time.
 
 
1]  Prayer is not a "spare wheel" that you pull out when in  trouble, but it is a "steering wheel"  that directs the right path throughout.
 
 
2]  So why a Car's WINDSHIELD is so large & the Rear view Mirror is so small? Because our PAST is not as important as our FUTURE. So, Look Ahead and Move on.
 
 
3]  Friendship is like a BOOK. It takes few seconds to burn, but it takes years to write.
 
 
4] All things in life are temporary.  If going well, enjoy it, they will not last forever. If going wrong, don't worry, they can't last long either.
 
 
5] Old Friends are Gold! New Friends are Diamond! If you get a Diamond, don't forget the Gold! Because to hold a Diamond, you always need a Base of Gold!
 
 
6]  Often when we lose hope and think this is the end, GOD smiles from above and says, "Relax, sweetheart, it's just a bend, not the end!
 
 
7]  When GOD solves your problems, you have faith in HIS abilities; when GOD doesn't solve your problems HE has faith in your abilities.
 
 
8]  A blind person asked St. Anthony: "Can there be anything worse than losing eye sight?" He replied: "Yes, losing your vision!"  
 
 
9] When you pray for others, God listens to you and blesses them, and sometimes, when you are safe and happy, remember that someone has prayed for you.
 
 
10] WORRYING does not take away tomorrow's TROUBLES, it takes away today's PEACE.
 
 
If you really enjoy this, please pass to others. It may brighten someone's day...  

 
Thanks / Regards
Shakeel Ahmed
Here is the test to find whether your mission on Earth is finished: if you're alive, it isn't. -- Richard Bach


 

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As Salam Alykum wa rahmat ullahi wa barakatahu,

 
The meaning of " Inna Lillahi Wa Inna Ilahi Raaji'oon" & seven names of Allah

   Inna lillaahi wa inna ilayhi  Raaji'oon


> Yeah, sure we say this statement when someone dies. Also some of us may say this sentence when they lose something, suffer a setback or harm.  But………..do you know what it means?
> Sure, everyone know that it obviously means 'To Allaah we belong and to Him is our return.'
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> But that's not what I am talking about.
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>  I mean ….do you REALLY, TRULY understand these words and their implications in a Muslim's life?
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> It means …whatever we have is not really ours. It belongs to Allaah.
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>  Take a look around you; everything you see, all that you have and all that there is….in you, on you, around you….belongs to Allaah, alone.
> It is Allah Who has given you all the property and goods you possess, and that He is the true Owner of them all.
>
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> So the cars that you own, the houses that you live in, the businesses you possess all truly belong to Allaah
> The kids that He blessed you with, the health that He gave you, the time that He has allowed you are all Allah's property.
> Even the bodies we live in and the life that we have belongs to Allaah alone.
>
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>  "And to Allah belongs the inheritance of the heavens and the earth…." (Surah Aal-Imraan:180)
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> "The kingdom of the heavens and the earth and everything in them belongs to Allah. He has power over all things." ( Surat al-Ma'ida: 120)
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> 'Say: 'To Allah belongs the East and the West…' (Surah al-Baqarah:142)
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>  Now, since everything belongs to Allaah, then we have to include even our souls in that list.
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> The very souls that we think of as our "self"; our "nafs"; our "being" -- whatever you want to call it -- that very thing that distinguishes you from the rest of the world, belongs to Allaah. It's not YOURS.
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> In fact, YOU are not YOURS.
> You belong to Allaah.
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> And this is the essence of the concept of slavery to Allaah in Islam.
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> And since He is the true Possessor of everything, and everything is His property, He allots what He wills to whomever He wills…….and then He takes it away. After all, it was Allaah's to begin with.
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> So He may give you some thing and then take it back after a while..
> He will bless you with a precious child that you love dearly…and then He may take it away.
> He will grant you money, honour and status….and then He may take it away.
> He will give you youth, vitality and health and then surely He will take it away.
>
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> In fact everything you have will only be with you for a very short while.
> And then the Owner will claim His Right.
>
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>  So when Allaah does reclaim what was rightfully His, WHY MOURN OUR LOSSES?
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> Just like a friend who lends you his book. And then after a few days, he wants it back and you give it back to him…no regrets…..no sorrow….no questions asked.
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> Similarly, if Allah takes back some of His blessings upon you for some reason….so be it.
>
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> Say Alhamdulillaah.
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>  Don't grieve.
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> Be patient.
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> Submit to the will of Allaah, being pleased with His decision for you. For surely He will only do what is best for you.
> Just think…..The Owner came and took it back.
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>  Remember….that you're not the real owner…..you were NEVER the real owner to begin with. You only had everything because it was Allah who gave it to you in the first place. If He didn't give it to you, you wouldn't have had it in any way…in fact, you couldn't have had it.
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> Remember….man enters into this world empty handed…and leaves it empty handed.
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> Remember….that everything we have, all the blessings we enjoy, are gifts from Almighty Allah...gifts that we enjoy for a limited period until He takes them away whenever He deems fit.
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> They are a trust from Allah…a loan to you…to see how you respond to these gifts from Allaah and how you use them….in the obedience of the Almighty, thanking Him and worshipping Him……OR……..to the disobedience to the One Who gave then to you in the first place.
>
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>  Take note of the words of the Prophet (Sal Allaahu Alaiyhi wa Sallam) on the occasion of the death of his son, Ibraahim:
> 'Our eyes are filled with tears, our hearts with grief, but we say nothing with our lips except that which pleases Allah.... Verily, to Allah we belong, and to Him we return.' (Bukhaari)
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>  And we all know the famous incidence about the companion Abu Talha and his wife when one of the sons died and Abu Talha was not at home. She washed and shrouded him and when Abu Talha came home and asked about his son, she said, 'The child is quiet and I hope he is in peace….' (Bukhaari)
> Subhaan Allaah….such patience!
>
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> And such Imaan in the statement "Inna lillaahi wa inna ilayhi Raaji'oon"!
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> She truly understood its meaning and the affect it should have on her life as a Muslimah, submitting to him and being pleased with whatever He has decreed for her.
> She knew that whatever she has, is not truly hers. Rather, it is Allaah's….and He took back whatever He owns at its appointed time.
> And it is because of this Imaan so strong, this understanding, that the Prophet (Sal Allaahu Alaiyhi wa Sallam) made dua for them and Allaah blessed them immensely.
> "'They (i.e. Abu Talha and his wife) had nine sons and all of them became reciters of the Quran (by heart)." (Bukhaari)
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>  "Be sure we will test you with something of fear and hunger, some loss in goods or lives, but give glad tidings to those who are steadfast, who say when afflicted with calamity: 'To Allah we belong and to him is our return.' They are those on who (descend) blessings from Allah and mercy and they are the once that receive guidance." (al-Baqarah: 155)
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>  The Prophet (PBUH) said 'Pass on knowledge from me even if it is only one verse'
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> seven names of Allah
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> The eyes beholding this message shall not behold evil, The hands that will send this message to others shall not labour in vain,
> The mouth saying Ameen to this duah shall laugh forever,
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> Remain in Allah's love as you send this Duah to everybody on your list.
> Have a Lovely journey of life!
>
> Trust in Allah (SWT) with all your heart and HE will never fail you because HE is Awesome! 1 min for our Creator - is it possibly too much?
> AL-QAYYUM,
> AL-MAJID,
> AL-WAHID,
> AL-WAJID,
> AL -AHAD,
> AL-SAMAD,
> AL-QADIR,
> Please send these seven names of Allah to your friends please don't ignore.........
> 1 Minute for Allah:
> Say with your heart and tongue:
>
> *SUBHANA'LLAH
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> *ALHAMDULI'LLAH
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> *LA I LAHA ILLA'LLAH
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> *ALLAHU AKBAR
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> *ASTAGHFIRU'LLAH
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> *LA ILAH ILLA'LLAH, MUHAMMADUN RASULU'LLAH
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> *ALLAH UMMA SALLY WASALLEM WABAREK ALA SAYYEDINA MUHAMMAD
>
> Please forward as within a short while you would have caused a multitude of people to salute, pray and glorify our creator and holy prophet (P.B.U.H.)
>
> Whoever u sent it to people would have prayed with Angels saying AMEEN,
INSHA'A'LLAH

NOW......... Sit back and watch the power of ALLAH work in your life for
doing the thing that you know HE loves.


  remember me, my family and whole ummah in ur dua.

Take Care
Allah Hafiz