«*» RUKHSANA«*» Re: «*» RUKHSANA«*» COMPUTER PROFESSOR HUSBAND

 

 

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From: Rosy Marry <marrygo95@yahoo.com>
To: Rukhsana <Rukhsana@yahoogroups.com>
Sent: Monday, 18 June 2012 1:34 PM
Subject: «*» RUKHSANA«*» COMPUTER PROFESSOR HUSBAND

 

COMPUTER PROFESSOR HUSBAND


Husband: Hi dear. I'm logged in
Wife: Have you brought the groceries?
Husband: Bad command or file name
Wife: But I told you in the morning ?
Husband: Erroneous syntax. Abort, retry, cancel?
Wife: What about my new TV ?
Husband: Variable not found
Wife: At least, give me your credit card. I need to do some shopping
Husband: Sharing violation. Access denied
Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you
Husband: Data type mismatch
Wife: You are useless
Husband: By default
Wife: What about your salary ?
Husband: File in use. Try after some time
Wife: Who was in the car this morning ?
Husband: System is unstable. Press ALT + CTRL + DEL to reboot
Wife: Are you going to have some snacks ?
Husband: File system full
Wife: What is the relation between you and your receptionist ?
Husband: only user with WRITE permission
Wife: What is my value in this family ?
Husband: Unknown virus
Wife: Do you love me or your computer or you're being just funny ?
Husband: Too many parameters!
Wife: I will go to my dad's house.
Husband: This program has performed an illegal operation and will be terminated
Wife: I'll leave you forever
Husband: Close all programs and logout and then login as another user
Wife: It's worthless talking to you
Husband: Shutdown the computer
Wife: I'm going
Husband: It's now safe to turn off your computer ```

Rose!

 

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«*» RUKHSANA«*» Re: «*» RUKHSANA«*» A Polish Divorce

 

 

 

                    

 

From: Rosy Marry <marrygo95@yahoo.com>
To: Rukhsana <Rukhsana@yahoogroups.com>
Sent: Monday, 18 June 2012 1:31 PM
Subject: «*» RUKHSANA«*» A Polish Divorce

 

 

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A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.

Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well.
One day he rushed into a lawyer's office

and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.
The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances,

and asked him the following questions:

Have you any grounds?
Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.

No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
It made of concrete.

I don't think you understand.

Does either of you have a real grudge?
No, we have carport, and not need one.

I mean what are your relations like?
All my relations still in Poland .

Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.

Does your wife beat you up?
No, I always up before her.

Is your wife a nagger?
No, she white.

Why do you want this divorce?
She going to kill me.

What makes you think that?
I got proof.

What kind of proof?

She going to poison me.

She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom.

I can read English pretty good, and it say:

~~~Polish Remover~~~

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Rose!

 

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«*» RUKHSANA«*» Re: «*» RUKHSANA«*» LOVE IS IN THE AIR

 

 

 

From: Rosy Marry <marrygo95@yahoo.com>
To: Rukhsana <Rukhsana@yahoogroups.com>
Sent: Friday, 15 June 2012 4:15 PM
Subject: «*» RUKHSANA«*» LOVE IS IN THE AIR

 

 

Rose!

 

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«*» RUKHSANA«*» Re: «*» RUKHSANA«*» ♥~♥ It has finally happened ♥~♥

 

 

 

From: Lilly <llolli_bobby@yahoo.com>
To: "Rukhsana@yahoogroups.com" <Rukhsana@yahoogroups.com>
Sent: Tuesday, 19 June 2012 7:52 AM
Subject: «*» RUKHSANA«*» ♥~♥ It has finally happened ♥~♥

 

 

-:||:-  Rukhsana Group -:||:- Rukhsana Shairy Forum -:||:-Rukhsana Fm -:||:-

♥~♥  It has finally happened   ♥~♥ Had a little problem at the grocery store today. Apparently when the cashier said,  "strip down,Facing me,"       Lol.....she was talking about my debit card.         Lilly

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«*» RUKHSANA«*» Re: «*» RUKHSANA«*» *1491...Majbori...Pak Old*

 

 

  

From: saba sagar <gulerana43@yahoo.com>
To: RUKHSANA@yahoogroups.co.uk
Sent: Monday, 16 July 2012 3:42 PM
Subject: «*» RUKHSANA«*» *1491...Majbori...Pak Old*

 

*1491...Majbori... Pak Old*

 

Tumain asi bhi kiya majbori thi

Kyun dil ka mere tu ne khoon kiya

Aaj aik mahina guzar gaya

Koy khat likha na telephone kiya

Yeh kasi teri mohabbat thi

Tu ne koy na mokha aware kiya

Na tu ne mujhey koy taar deya

Aur na hi mujhey e-mail kiya

Jo dil teri chah main duuba tha

Kyun tu ne usse yun tukhraya

Aur pyaar main zakham deye tu ne

Mujhey itna bata tu ne kiya paya

Main to zinda teri khatir tha

par tu ne mujhey barbad kiya

Jo yaad main teri dharakta tha

Is dil ko bohot nashad kiya

Tere wahdoon pe hum jite rahe

Aur tu ne wahda toor deya

Phir akhir wohi kiya tu ne humain

 Beech bhanwar main choor deya

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