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In a Grammar class. .
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Teacher:- "HE does not like girls". .
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What is 'He' in this sentence. . ??
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Student:- Gay. . . . !!! lol

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«» RUKHSANA«» Something Important In Life...

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During lunch break one afternoon at work
Rajgopalan and Shakaracharya were chatting...

Rajgopalan: Shankar, I've been working late every day since I have joined here & hence I got a promotion and very good bonus this appraisal.

Shankaracharya: How could it be Raj? Is that the only secret?

Rajgopalan: No, in the process of staying after office hours, I have also gathered a lot of General Knowledge; & my boss also asked me such questions at appraisal time.

Shankaracharya: Like what?

Rajgopalan: For example, do you know who is Graham Bell?

Shankaracharya: No

Rajgopalan: He's the inventor of the phone in 1876; if you spent more time in office after office hours you would know this!

The next day, the same discussion took place:

Rajgopalan: Do you know who Alexander Dumas is?

Shankaracharya: No

Rajgopalan: He's the author of "The 3 Musketeers", if you spent more time in office after office hours you would know this!

The next day, once again:

Rajgopalan: And do you know who Jean Jacques Rousseau is?

Shankaracharya: No

Rajgopalan: He's the author of "Confessions", if you spent more time in office after office hours you would know this!

This time, Shankaracharya got irritated and said:

Shankaracharya: And you, do you know who is Balachandra Appaswamy?

Rajgopalan: No

Shankaracharya: He's the guy roaming with your wife every evening!! If you stop spending more time in office after office hours, you would know this!

Moral: There is something more important in life than Work and General Knowledge.
Enjoy life.

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«» RUKHSANA«» When I say I'm broke - I'm broke.....JOKE

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When I say I'm broke - I'm broke.....

A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.

'Good morning,' said the young man. 'If I could take a couple minutes of your time , I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners...

''Go away!'' said the old lady. ''I'm broke and haven't got any money!'' and she proceeded to close the door.

Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open... ''Don't be too hasty!'' he said. ''Not until you have at least seen my demonstration.''

And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet.

Now if this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder."

The old lady stepped back and said, "well let me get you a fork, 'cause they cut off my electricity this morning."

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«» RUKHSANA«» Ekla Cholo Re - Kishore Kumar And Shreya Ghosal

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«» RUKHSANA«» Ekla chalo re.." - Rabindranath Tagore

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Ekla chalo re.." - Rabindranath Tagore
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Jodi Tor Dak Soone Keu Na Asse
Tobe Ekla Chalo re
Ekla Chalo Ekla Chalo Ekla Chalore

Jodi Keu Katha Na Kai Ore Ore O Abhaga
Jodi Sabai Thake Mukh Firae Sabai Kare Bhay
Tabe Paran Khule
O Tui Mukh Fute Tor Maner Katha Ekla Balo re

Jodi Sabai Fire Jai Ore Ore O Abhaga
Jodi Gahan Pathe Jabar Kale Keu Feere Na Chay
Tobe Pather Kanta
O Tui Rakta Makha Charan Tale Ekla Dalo re

Jodi Alo Na Dhare Ore Ore O Abhaga
Jodi Jharr Badale Andhar Rate Duar Deay Ghare
Tobe Bajranale
Apaan Buker Panjar Jaliey Nieye Ekla Jalo re

"Ekla chalo re.." meaning just walk alone... So here you go with the english translation:

If they answer not to thy  call walk alone,
If they are afraid and cower mutely facing the wall,

O thou of evil luck,
open thy mind and speak out alone.

If they turn away, and desert you when crossing the wilderness,
O thou of evil luck,
trample the thorns under thy tread,
and along the blood-lined track travel alone
If they do not hold up the light when the night is troubled with storm,
O thou of evil luck,
with the thunder flame of pain ignite thy own heart
and let it burn alone.

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